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Reading is a bit like hallucinating.

Nathan Filer, The Shock of The Fall (via quotethat)

(via englishistheartofbullshit)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via pizza)

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine, via eowynstwin)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via eowynstwin)